What I Like About My Job

There is a list of things that have become very apparent to me over the last week about why I absolutely love my new job in the English Composition Office:

1. I will not have to empty any trash cans, clean any urinals, or deal with uptight professors who think I didn't dust their phone well enough.

2. Regardless of how many phone calls I get about adding and dropping English 150 I will still not have to clean a toilet.

3. I don't have to work in the evening anymore.

4. I don't have to work on Saturday's anymore.

5. I can do homework AT work, and not entirely at home.